STRATHCLYDE CITIZENS SHOCKED
- As police catch their man! -
Reported and written by: Smyte.
Justice
Today, justice seemed to be on the right side of humankind as the police captured Richard D. Blah.
A horrific, seven-casualty car chase ended with a chase down a back street, through three buildings, and then
up and down a block of flats. The police were eventually permitted to open fire upon him. Upon
hearing the gunfire, he gave himself up and confessed everything.
P.C Comm. E.D. Factor told us; "He'll never jay-walk again."